Noobs!


It happens: you join a server, everything seems fine, there even seem to be players, but you realize you won't get a proper game. Because:

Here I'm flying round crossfire,
Player in the bunker sits,
biovolf is spamming snarks out,
Some noob camps and never quits.

(1)Player has connected,
Stands there dumb just like a moose.
Suddenly he spots biovolf -
And the show is breaking loose.

Then a pistol started popping
In the dreary, silent air.
And the siren started wailing -
The lads found the button there.

Then some PNP dude shows up
With a ping of near three hundred,
Not like all the noobs before -
Gauss and shotgun he has plundered.

Should I brace for a fierce battle?
Something's off here, I can't tell...
Ah, the secondary fire
Isn't something he knows well.

"You'll be nothing but a wet spot" -
Spinning round inside my head,
Quick, I hit my bind for "LOL"!
You'll be pissing yourself instead!

One guy's swinging with a crowbar,
Running dumbly like a bot.
He's the nimblest of the bunch, so
Maybe he'll kill someone? Or not?

He was thirsting for spilled blood, but
Suddenly stopped dead in place,
As if Freeman, cleanly shaven,
Had appeared before his face.

Guess I'll shoot a bit, though boring.
I don't really want to quit.
Let them gain some good experience!
I start tearing them to bits.

Everything got wet and bloody,
Bodies flying through the air,
And through dust and smoke was gleaming
A mug in a helmet. Carnage there.

"Cheater! Sucker! Loser! Faggot!" -
Everybody starts to whine.
"We'll track your IP, you dickhead!"
Something 'bout that mom of mine.

I'm giving you precious experience!
Teaching you noobs how to play...
Cyberdemon has connected.
Okay, that's it, I'm on my way. :)

P.S. To fully get it, you have to play with me and Cyber :)